February 2012
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January 2012
10 posts
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December 2011
5 posts
Sounds of the Season: A Realistic Christmas Album →
bradengraeber:
With such Holiday favorites as:
1. “Forced Compliments and Feigned Interest Towards People You Don’t Know”
2. “The Click of a Porch Light Preventing Strangers from Singing on Your Property”
3. “Dad Yelling at the GPS on the Way to Grandma’s”
4. “Your Newly Vegan Cousin Scoffing at the…
Anonymous asked: Black People, Ricky or Amputated children? Choose one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
3 posts
How to be classy in three easy steps:
laughterkey:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Just do it.
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September 2011
2 posts
A little practice... pas si simple
Il est étonnant à quel point vous pouvez apprendre une troisième langue. J’ai appris l’espagnol l’année dernière. J’ai un ami qui est inscrit dans une classe de français. Je suis capable de parler un peu de français à partir des choses qu’il m’a appris. L’apprentissage d’une troisième langue est plus facile que d’apprendre une deuxième langue.
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August 2011
3 posts
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July 2011
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June 2011
2 posts
Film-school graduate goes straight to video-store... →
May 2011
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April 2011
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January 2011
3 posts
self-mastication:
thepikachuthatcouldfly:
experiment-626:
I had to do a “routine booklet” for my spanish class, pictures included, and since I didn’t want to be in the pictures myself, Pikachu was my stand-in.
Pikachu wakes up.
Pikachu brushes her teeth.
Pikachu takes a shower.
Pikachu gets dressed.
Pikachu brushes her hair.
Pikachu eats breakfast.
Pikachu drives to...
September 2010
1 post
Kit: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Kacie: I don't know, how many?
Kit: Oh, it's some obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it before...
August 2010
2 posts
July 2010
6 posts
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our... →
tandyq:
digeratii:
I really like you. I do. You’re so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don’t really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don’t you think? (see more)
June 2010
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May 2010
1 post
Insidious
If there’s one thing I love, it’s a good horror movie. Emphasis on the “good;” there are so many crappy ones out there. The genre has really gone downhill these past few years. With, of course, the exception of a few spectacular releases such as The Ring and 28 Days Later.
I was excited today to learn that Oren Peli (director of Paranormal Activity) is collaborating with...